RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-01-2020 20:49
I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
RE: Jokes - HLO - 05-01-2020 21:32
In the end the photograph never got convicted
The cops found out it was framed
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 05-01-2020 21:45
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-01-2020 10:26
Did you know that if you put one of your testicles in the top of an empty beer bottle and put a flame underneath your testicle will get sucked inside
If anyone knows the reverse let me know ASAP it’s quite urgent
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 06-01-2020 14:09
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-01-2020 21:23
Mack stops by the pub on the way home from the doctor.
"What's the matter?" Mark asks as he walks in.
Mack replies: "I haven't been feeling myself recently."
"Good!" says Mark. "That was a nasty little habit you had!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-01-2020 21:24
Paddy and Seamus went to London to become sperm donors.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Seamus came on the bus!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-01-2020 21:26
A lady is setting off to have a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro.
15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse, she returns looking a little flustered and upset.
“What’s wrong” says the golf pro realising she’d only been gone a short time.
“I’ve been stung be a bee” she said.
“Where did it sting you” asked the pro.
The lady replied “Between the first and second hole”
“Ah”, said the golf pro as he nods.
“Your stance is far too wide.”
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 06-01-2020 22:39
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 07-01-2020 19:23
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