RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 08-01-2020 22:13
My new Fleetwood Mac sat Nav is a load of rubbish.
It keeps telling me I can go my own way.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2020 22:32
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2020 22:33
I’m great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2020 22:35
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 08-01-2020 23:29
How can you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?
its not hard.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-01-2020 19:18
Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-01-2020 19:19
Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent....
Wedding cake.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-01-2020 19:50
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.
The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 09-01-2020 20:30
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-01-2020 12:19
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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