RE: Jokes - GMach1 - 11-02-2020 01:41
Have you heard about the new iPhone for sheep, its signal is good... It only needs three baas!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-02-2020 20:53
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-02-2020 20:54
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-02-2020 20:58
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-02-2020 21:00
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
RE: Jokes - HLO - 11-02-2020 22:32
I had to use a citrus fruit to help me wee
Don't worry though it was easy pee-sy lemon squeezy
RE: Jokes - HLO - 11-02-2020 22:33
A baker was trapped inside a burning building
He was quickly whisked away by the fireman
RE: Jokes - HLO - 11-02-2020 22:34
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a crown fitted
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-02-2020 19:37
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?”
The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”
So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.”
The guy replies, “No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-02-2020 19:39
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.
Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pussy
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