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amazing - gaylord - 16-11-2009 05:01

ive just discovered that if you put a fork up your bum when you are drunk you will wake up far earlier than if you didnt.


RE: amazing - Sookyâ„¢ - 16-11-2009 05:08

works with whisks as well

(and with more alliteration)


RE: amazing - Bluearmy71 - 16-11-2009 05:13

I tried it with a chicken, but I just woke up to a alarmed cock! Wink


RE: amazing - black knight - 16-11-2009 09:13

stick a peanut in your arse just before you need a shit,it,ll come out a treat

sorry the joke may have been a raison.god imgetting old and forgetful


RE: amazing - black knight - 16-11-2009 09:21

or you could try an owl up the anus...that would be a hoot

or a spark plug....that would be champion


RE: amazing - black knight - 18-11-2009 12:48

if i gay man takes viagra does he get a hard on or a wide on?....Wink


RE: amazing - 654321 - 18-11-2009 12:54

thanks 4 the education, i'l bare that in mind next time i come home bladdered 4m a nite out and have work early the next morning lol


RE: amazing - Bunna - 18-11-2009 13:28

Stick the doorbell up your ass, that should give you a buzz laugh