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Five Goes Babeshow - eccles - 24-07-2010 01:26
Now that Five has been bought by Richard Desmond, owner of Portland, a world of opportunities opens up. He says he won't be taking Five downmarket (and wouldn't be allowed babeshows on it anyway), but there's no reason why special editions of Five shows can't be shown on TVX etc.
Any suggestions for shows, acts or presenters?
Here are a few for starters:
Big Brother After Dark
Milkshake
Topless Animal Rescue Squad / Snake Rescure Squad
Cowboy Builder Distraction (the builder is confronted by a babe in a wet t-shirt. He can't keep his eyes off her chest and takes the complaints instead of running away)
Nude Cowboy Builder (hidden cameras show shoddy work in a house occupied by a near naked babe)
Michaela's Animal Roadtrip (It's got Michella Strachan, what more could you want)
Neighbours After Dark (extra scenes filmed on set - what Madge gets up to after 3 vodkas)
Home and Have It Away
Country Secrets (set reuse again)
How Do They Do It - Channel Tunnel Maintenance (the staff party)
Sexy Ads Show
Sport commentary & nude interviews
Talent show
Mussolini Revealed - the love life
Just for Laughs
Pok[h]er
Hotel Inspector (bedrooms and bathroom special)
Generation Sex
Fi[l]fth Gear (with pit stop babes. Wonder if they could get Suzi Perry?)
Grey's Anatomy
Sex Education Show for Adults
RE: Five Goes Babeshow - eccles - 04-08-2010 00:07
Does anyone else like the idea of adult versions of channel Five mainstream shows on TVX?
My original post fell a bit flat because, frankly, Five's shows are shit, almost entirely US imports that would be hard to make in 2 versions. But here's some ideas for types of shows they could nick off other channels. Some could be exactly shows as could be on Five with the same actor/actresses, just the hard bits, or even simulcast with different camera angles. Other could be entirely different recording, perhaps with the same format and set...
Big Brother - Infra Red
Loose Women Lezzing It Up
Doctors - The Gyne Exams
XXX Factor - Strippers and Magicians
Come Dine With Me - Topless
Being N-Dubz
8 Out of 10 Cats (surely some potential there)
SuperBike Championships - Behind the Scenes
Naked News
Deal or No Deal - loose clothing each time a box is swopped
How To Look Good Naked (Uncensored)
Newlyweds: The One Year Itch - Bedroom and Bathroom Secrets
Beach Volleyball Slow Motion
Rude Countdown
Location, Location, Location - the decor looks fine, but does it go with a French Maid's outfit?
Undecover Boss - Lapdancing Club
Undercover Boss - Sexual Harassment
The Bed - Hospital documentary (I'm not making this up)
A Place In The Sun - Checking Dogging Sites and Lap dance clubs
Animals Do The Funniest Things - Bikini tops and baths
Odd One In - spot the real babe show presenter
Magic Numbers - random phone numbers based on cock size, nipple length, number of knickers
An Audience With ... Annie Sprinkle
An Audience With ... Jim Davidson (Naughty Bits) [OK, thats going a bit far]
GMTV - Action On The Sofa
Local News - Outside broadcast from your local strip pub
Coronation Street / any soap - bedroom scenes, showers, full on snogging, storylines around 3 sums, impotence or the importance of foreplay
Jeremy Kyle
3@Three - live debate. By nudists.
Distraction - try reading the News while being fellated/cunlated(?)
Ladette To Lady (or Ladette To Pole Dancer?)
TVs Naughtiest Blunders - No Really (and its in context, up yours Ofcom)
Britains Best Dish