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Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Light Entertainment - 20-09-2010 18:09
WHAT DOES/DID THAT REALLY MEAN? – TRANSLATING THE BABE SHOW LINGO…
I’m sure you’ve always wanted to know the true meaning of all those babe show phrases and terms. Well, be in the dark no longer. It’s all here in the unofficial guide to babe show lingo. The list is not exhaustive, so those with higher knowledge are warmly invited to post additional translations. Hopefully the shows won't take this too seriously. I love them really...
The following is based on viewer perception and should not be interpreted as verified fact.
PHRASE:............“We’re taking the number off the screen for five whole minutes!”
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re putting an ad on the screen for five whole minutes!”
PHRASE:............“Our encrypted line-up is a secret tonight!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Who the hell are this lot?”
PHRASE:............“We're staying on the mics tonight so you can get to know us better.”
TRANSLATION:.. “The phones are knackered”
PHRASE:............"XXX pics! Quantity extremely limited."
TRANSLATION:.. “The camera doesn’t work.”
PHRASE:............“We want imaginative texters.”
TRANSLATION:.. “You'll need to imagine us reading out your texts.”
PHRASE:............“Let me introduce the gorgeous… beautiful… sexy… stunning...”
TRANSLATION:.. “Shit, what's her name?”
PHRASE:............"She’s one of our most popular girls. Get straight through to her right now!"
ADDENDUM:...... “You’ve got more chance of keeping cornflakes in a bowl whilst trying to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere in a de-pressurised spaceship.”
PHRASE:............"I must say that outfit of yours is absolutely beautiful!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Oh, what does she look like?”
PHRASE:............"I’m wearing my very favourite outfit!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Can’t believe they’ve made me put this on!”
PHRASE:............"If you saw anything you shouldn’t have, I’m very sorry."
TRANSLATION:.. “Is that a P45 they’re giving to the cameraman?”
PHRASE:............"She will be getting naked for you!..."
TRANSLATION:.. “Where would we be without optimism?”
PHRASE:............"…Well, she might be getting naked"
TRANSLATION:.. “Jesus, how many pairs of knickers can one woman wear?”
PHRASE:............"Welcome to all our Freeview viewers."
TRANSLATION:.. “Nighty-night, Sky guys.”
PHRASE:............"We will…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We might.”
PHRASE:............"We might…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We won’t.”
PHRASE:............"When I see your arse, I get so horny…"
TRANSLATION:.. “When I see your arse, I think of the boss, and where he can stick his job.”
PHRASE:............"We’re always striving to break new ground."
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re working on an OSG that’s actually bigger than your TV!”
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - simplymarko - 20-09-2010 18:46
Phrase - i really enjoyed talking to my last caller
Translation - for £1.50 a min ill talk to a goat if i had to
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - rickhardo - 20-09-2010 19:00
Phrase - The dirtiest filthiest show we've ever done boys.
Translation - Exactly the same as last night.
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - jimwalrus - 20-09-2010 19:10
Phrase: "Don't miss the stunning ****** tomorrow night, boys"
Translation: "...if the over-rated primadonna cow can drag herself away from her mirror/wardrobe/footballer/whatever the hell it is that stops her doing more than three hours a week..."
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - simplymarko - 20-09-2010 19:10
phrase: a very special 241
translation: the same 241 you see every couple of nights
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Rammyrascal - 20-09-2010 19:28
phrase : ....... has a hot babe on the line
translation: "....... has a balding 40 year old man on the phone but know you wont listen if we say this"
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - bobek - 20-09-2010 19:31
Phrase: "Please don't post caps or vids of my nightshow, i have a career to think about"
Translation : "i'm secretely ashamed of working on the Babe Channels but i wouldn't even be in that mag if i didn't get my norks out on TV."
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Scottishbloke - 20-09-2010 19:48
Phrase: I'm available if you phone you'll get straight through to me as nobody is on my line.
Translation: Get to the back of the queue.
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Charlemagne - 20-09-2010 19:53
(20-09-2010 19:28 )Rammyrascal Wrote: phrase : ....... has a hot babe on the line
translation: "....... has a balding 40 year old man on the phone but know you wont listen if we say this"
Or
Translation: " Has Joan from the back office, with a script of how to talk dirty, pretending to be a 20 year old bi-sexual nyphomaniac.. ".
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - tsurugi - 20-09-2010 20:18
Phrase: I still haven't received your gift yet
Translation: I have but you have such bad taste i just sold it on ebay