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Spending Too Much Time Phoning - eccles - 02-05-2011 23:36
You know youre spending too much time phoning babe channels when...
You know the 153 times table
The babes greet you by name
Your favourite channel changes its phone options to
1 to speak to the onscreen babe
2 to listen in
3 for
The babes text you to let you know they will be on
You start talking dirty at work when customers phone up
You have the babe channels on speed dial
Your ring tone is your favourite babe shouting your name
You spend your days off hanging around the studio
You know where the studio is
Studio security know you
You change your surname by deedpoll to your favourity babes
You get a babes name tattoo
Or picture
And tell your girlfriend its your sister
You know the babes birthdays
And send presents
The pub across the road from the studio keeps a seat by the window for you
You sleep during the day
RE: Spending Too Much Time Phoning - eccles - 02-05-2011 23:55
Babe Channels Are Better Than Computers Because ...
You cant get a virus from a babe channel
A babe channel means mixing with real people
Babe channels never go down
Babe channels will talk to you
Babes dont mind if you cant spell as long as you can select option 1
Babe channels are 100% British. Or Welsh which is almost the same thing
Babe channels never sleep
The shows have no adverts
Piers Morgan is not on any babe channel
Babes want you to last
Computers Are Better Than Babe Channels Because ...
A computer does not cost £1.53 a minute
Computers dont text you asking for £5.99
On you Mums phone
The internet is full of friendly people. Mostly in Nigeria and with cashflow problems, but hey, that can be solved
You can see real sex on a computer
The internet is truly global, provided you dont try to access location specific porn
Computers watch you when you sleep
Adverts pay for content
You can download the best of Piers Morgan
Computers are fast
RE: Spending Too Much Time Phoning - mr williams - 03-05-2011 09:47
know what you mean - when I got my new laptop I picked A dell