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Having A Daytime Wank - Chat & Tips - Scotsman - 08-03-2009 13:23 As many might've noticed in the daytime forum, for me lately, getting a hot and horny call from a daytime babe has become an art form that I'm trying to perfect. It can be pricey and it can take a lot of effort but sometimes you just strike gold and a brilliant horny day chat can be ten times as sexy as a nighttime chat in my opinion. I feel I've amassed some good techniques in my recent forays into daytime wanking, so hopefully this be useful to the guys who sit there dying to talk filth to a daytime babe but think it's not going to happen. So here's some things you should know... 1. Expectations - You need to go into a daytime call with realistic expectations. These girls would probably lose their job if they went for full on filth. You won't hear them saying 'I want to suck your fucking cock' like they do at night time because they just can't. It's better if you know that going in because if you expect that, they'll hang up on you and you'll be disappointed. You should also be prepared for a boring call discussing holidays that never leads to any filth, which brings me onto... 2. Picking the right girl - There are some daytime girls who will just not allow you any type of horny fun at all. They'll ramble on about boring, boring stuff that will kill your hard on and cost you a ton of money as you wait for some slight incline of filth which never arrives. Sometimes these are even girls who have done nighttime shows in the past, like the gorgeous Dani T. For all the filth she used to talk at night and the PVC catsuits she wears on the show she will not get you off during the day. Usually it's obvious which girls are up for filth and which aren't but sometimes you just never know. To help you out, below I've put a list of girls I've either expierence or heard about. I've seperated them into categories of Filth, Potential and Boring. The Filth girls will gladly get you off and bend the rules to do so. The Potential are girls who might do it if you coax them enough or even just catch them at the right time. The Boring girls are the ones who like to talk about your job and your holidays. -Filth: Dannii Harwood, Michelle Thorne, Kelly Bell, Tiffany, Carmen, Abbee, Minnie, Lynsey Atkinson -Potential: Vicky Thomas, Fernanda, Lisa Marie Burke, Cleo, April -Boring: Hannah McIntosh, Ali, Dani Thompson 3. Looks can be decieving - As I touched on in the last section, Dani T will lay there in a PVC catsuit and thigh high boots, but won't say a single thing to get you off so looks can definately decieve. A lot of girls also have a great technique of making it look like they're talking filth when they're not, so when you're horny as hell, you can sometimes talk yourself into believing that they are. This is dangerous and can be costly, stick to girls who you know are willing to get you off. 4. Use 'code' or innuendo - The best way of getting filth from these girls is code and innuendo. I've heard Kelly Bell on the phone using 'massage' as a code. Like she said instead of a massage with her hand or mouth, she could give a special massage with her boobs and she could even get the end with her tongue. With Dannii Harwood, I used things like saying 'I'm sexually frustrated and I'm relieving that right now. Would you like it if I relieve it etc.' With a pornstar like Michelle Thorne, it's easy as you can just discuss her scenes with her and say you want to act out certain parts etc. Some girls on The Pad seem to be fairly relaxed with what is filth and what isn't, like I've heard Kelly mentioning oral and toys etc. and Michelle Thorne even said 'up the bum' so there's the occassion direct mention of stuff like that, but mainly it's indirect and suggestive. If there's any more I can think of, I'll add to this. Obviously parts of this are my opinion and no-one should get offended by it. Inspector Scotsman, signing off. RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - sinister - 08-03-2009 13:27 This must have taken a lot of investigating, I appreciate you sharing your classified information RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - rickhardo - 08-03-2009 13:30 You should offer qualifications by post Scotsman. The Open Legs University. RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - sinister - 08-03-2009 13:54 It seems like Scotsman, Al4 and Cherry Rider have a PHD in Daytime Wankage Studies! RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - rickhardo - 08-03-2009 14:37 That's Professor Scotsman I think you'll find. RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - Scotsman - 08-03-2009 15:33 My investigations have landed me with an epic phonebill but I still conducted another study with Kelly Bell today. She passed with flying colours and definately solidified her position in the Filth bracket. RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - Rob169 - 08-03-2009 15:35 I like scotsman am very into some daytime fun with the girls, michelle thorne is a fav girl but vikki t, kelly bell, fernanda and sophia lares when she was on the other morning have all been happy to help me along the way something about these pad girls at the moment Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm infact just enjoyed a VERY nice call with the naughty kelly bell she asked what i was up to so i said enjoying the view on my screen mmmmm she replied sounds like ur "enjoying" it a lot so i let her hear my cock slapping back n forth wow nice action she replied if i was with u where would u like to finish off couldn't belive my luck & i didn't have to try to get her talking filth she was right up for it straight away, so i said where ever u want me to shoot bb it all yours, my front door, my backdoor, my face, my mouth or my big boobs was her reply how about a little bit on ur font door step the rest on ur face dripping on to ur tits was my request go for it was her answer if i just tip my head back & open my mouth i can catch sum in there aswell so i just had to oblige thk you kelly she also told my how she has her clit pierced and loves how it feels rubbing with her tight pants on deffinatly worth every penny for a call, great cure for a hangover on a sunday RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - Scotsman - 08-03-2009 15:46 Yeah I had an amazingly filthy call with Kelly earlier today. Below are my recent 'reviews' of daytime calls... Scotsman Wrote:OK so to add to the amazing calls I had with Michelle Thorne and Dannii Harwood, I called Kelly Bell today and wow, it might actually have been the best and naughtiest one yet. At times it was basically like out and out phonesex. Scotsman Wrote:OK so I thought nothing was going to top Michelle and top this amazing call. And, although this maybe doesn't top it, it certainly equals it. Scotsman Wrote:I know I sung her praised the other day, but I just had THE BEST possible daytime wank with Michelle Thorne. Scotsman Wrote:MICHELLE THORNE! RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - sboss - 09-03-2009 10:44 You ever thought about writing a book about this stuff, Scotsman? Could a be an opportunity to corner a market that I doubt has much competition. I mean, i've never seen this stuff in Waterstones? RE: Tips to Having a Good Daytime Wank - Scotsman - 09-03-2009 18:31 Ha, maybe I should! Hopefully it'd sell enough copies to keep my phone line on since Orange like to disconnect me! |