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Salvation Guaranteed! - Captain Vimes - 18-12-2012 19:18 WORRIED ABOUT THE UPCOMING END OF DAYS
FEAR FOR YOUR MORTAL SOUL AFTER A LIFE SPENT SLOBBERING OVER PERT YOUNG WOMEN
GUARANTEE YOU WILL SURVIVE THE FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE
GUARANTEED!!
Simply purchase these recently discovered holy relics that have been buried in a Mayan Temple.
Spiritual ceremonial sticks covered in the hardened and preserved blood of Mayan priests
SURVIVAL GUARANTEED ONLY £99.99!!!
Please send all funds to the Swiss, Cayman And Monaco Society. Account Number : 211212212112 Sort Code : 21-12-12 *Money back guarantee in the unlikely case of non-survival. RE: Salvation Guaranteed! - mr williams - 18-12-2012 21:24 Wondered where you'd been! Is this a genuine religious relic or a certain forum moderator? RE: Salvation Guaranteed! - LODOS - 18-12-2012 21:43 I'l trade some sticks for my invincible bubble wrap armour (one size fits all) RE: Salvation Guaranteed! - mr williams - 18-12-2012 22:37 We don't care, we eat lard!! |