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5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Bikini Inspector - 30-04-2009 00:47
1. "Jemma Massey please stop phoning me for sex!"
2. "As head of Ofcom I am pleased to announce NO HOLDS BARRED!"
3. "Yes your honour, they were paying me £1.50 per minute!"
4. "I just pressed the red button and out of the screen she popped!"
5. "Bikini Inspector, it's dirty work but someone has to do it!"
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Shandy - 30-04-2009 00:53
Damn I was 2 days away from retirement..
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Deb x - 30-04-2009 00:57
I only have two - 'Dwarf' and 'elf'
I've never been able to pronounce them correctly
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - BigChuck - 30-04-2009 01:04
heres two for now i'll add the rest later.
1 ok, you can have a suck when your sister is finished
2 ok, you can have a suck when your mother is finished
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Da Mastah - 30-04-2009 01:09
The Master Says...
I said, "Hold my calls," madam!
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - G@Z! - 30-04-2009 01:10
i don't want to die i want to live
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Da Mastah - 30-04-2009 01:13
The Master Says...
Mr Hawking, are you trying to seduce me?
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - ǝʌɐʍǝpɐןq - 30-04-2009 01:17
"Respawn in 10, 9, 8..."
These will be my dying words...
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Mister Gummidge - 30-04-2009 01:18
1.) "I swear to you Your Honour, the ostrich came on to me!"
2.) "The left side of her body was a robot."
3.) "That's not a bassoon, This is a bassoon!!"
4.) "What a pleasure it was to have such a well reasoned and carefully thought out debate on the internet, with no recourse to name calling or POSTING EVERYTHING IN CAPS!!. We merely agreed to disagree and went our seperate ways on good terms!"
5.) (Just for clarification, this is things to say before I die?) "Happy new year!! Welcome to 2085!"
RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die? - Da Mastah - 30-04-2009 01:19
The Master Says...
On my deathbed, to my wife.
"I always preferred your sister!"