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are you a member of the taliban? - BigChuck - 19-06-2009 01:22

'YOU JUST MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF ...'

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - Phoenix - 19-06-2009 01:25

9 out of 12 aint bad Shy

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - BigChuck - 19-06-2009 01:27

Phoenix Wrote:9 out of 12 aint bad Shy

i got 11 out of 12, i was getting worried.

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - tsurugi - 19-06-2009 01:42

I thought i was ok then i saw number 12......how i miss shelia

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - Colbert Rules - 19-06-2009 02:46

Absolutely.

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RE: are you a member of the taliban? - emmajanefan - 19-06-2009 07:31

Well, That confirms it... My Brother is a member

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - Dreamlander - 19-06-2009 10:27

I was but it became too 'bling bling'! The BNP is where it's at now! Free eggs! Big Grin

Dreamlander

RE: are you a member of the taliban? - STEVEY - 07-07-2009 10:23

Whats yellow and hides in Afganistan?
The Talibanana!
Boom! Boom!