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Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:07
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Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the truth?
The answer is no
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:09
Dad, isn't this stealing?
Read your town charter, boy.
"If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot."
Since I don't see him around, start shovelling!
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:20
Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low
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I'll be back to pick up Stampy in the morning
All right here's the keys
Elephants don't have keys
I'll just krep these then
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:22
Pull, Willie! Pull!
I'm doin' all the pullin', ya blouse-wearin' poodle walker!
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:25
Um, excuse me, Mr. Smithers. Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?
Um... no. I really would rather get this taken care of.
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:28
This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools.
Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 21-06-2022 20:30
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 22-06-2022 20:16
You, food bag, do you have a son?
Yes, sir, I do.
And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who...
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 22-06-2022 20:19
RE: Simpson's Funnies - southsidestu - 22-06-2022 20:21
Well, sir, treason season started early this year, as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson.
Oh, my god!
I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.