1000 poems,lol.not quite

i remember the days when i was a lad
how little boys can be really so bad
i really was a horrid little fuck
always playing about in the muck
stirring up ants nests,pulling wings off flys
feeding them to the ants,and imagining their cries
having five sisters was fun for a little git
how id tease them,i was such a little shit
but they got me back good and proper
ha!they knew how to scare me,a real heart stopper
to mum and dad i was a right little bother
even worse when they gave me a brother
cuz now theirs two of us horrid little tossers
2 against 5 is more even,will show them whose bosses
one or two times ive had the bill down my neck
but i was young and didnt really give a feck
now that imolder im not so alarming
abbi for you i am prince charming
if ive learnt a few things in my life
firstly dont give your parents to much strife
there not here forever,life is just to short
and remember you could of so easily been an abort
be nice to the girls,yul need to marry some day
if not,still be nice or you wont get to play
be nice to each other lifes to short for fights
when yur alone,they are really long nights
make lots of friends and very few foes
and then in your life there wont be many lows
on this forum ive made 17,000 mates
and theres not a single one of you i hates

Very well done on your 1k, 85stevewest
Your posts are always worth reading
Especially that last one
And the effort that went into it...
You're an excellent contributor to this forum, and
I look forward to your next 1,000.


(But I'm exceptionally rubbish at poems )

(24-09-2009 16:06 )rickhardo Wrote:  Congratulations on the grand!
What's that you're doing with your hand?

(24-09-2009 22:05 )Deb x Wrote:  Very well done on your 1k, 85stevewest
Your posts are always worth reading
Especially that last one
And the effort that went into it...
You're an excellent contributor to this forum, and
I look forward to your next 1,000.


(But I'm exceptionally rubbish at poems )

aww thanks debx,you are really sweet.thankyou for your kind words about my poems. and x x x x

a belated hello to you setter1000,thanks for the rep buddy,and hugs to suzii and bailey.xx

Well done Steve honey XXXX

Here's to the next 1000!

You are a cool guy, sweet and gentle, loving the poems, and big thanku for all your kindness, your thanku's, support and help so far. Big KISSES XXXXXXXXXX

(25-09-2009 18:12 )CHMCLover Wrote:  Well done Steve honey XXXX

Here's to the next 1000!

You are a cool guy, sweet and gentle, loving the poems, and big thanku for all your kindness, your thanku's, support and help so far. Big KISSES XXXXXXXXXX

thankyou babe,you really are a top girl,well sexy,beautiful,and clearly extremely inteligent,love you little p.xxxxx

(24-09-2009 16:19 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  A poster named 85stevewest,
Wrote poems at all the babes behest,
In an effort match him,
Or at the very least catch him,
I'll write a limerick that doesn't have a rhyming last line or fit in with traditional comic poem structure.

Hmmm, this poetry lark is harder than it looks.

Congratulations, 85stevewest. You make far more effort with your posts than I ever would. Fair play to you and well done.

hey there mistergummidge thanks for the poem,lol.it sounded ok to me mate.ive done a bit of birdwatching but ive never seen a poetry lark,ive seen,skylark,woodkark,shorelark,and many others lol
thanks again bud.lol it looks like my next 1000 posts are gonna be just in this thread