'I Just Don't Get It'.... Baffling Adverts, Programmes etc

(05-11-2017 20:43 )marty1990 Wrote:  Speaking of the Daily Star, how come it's 20p for a physical copy and 79p on Pressreader? A complete rip off if you ask me!

Another one confused by the false advertising.... it costs 30p.... 20p cheaper than the other rag... lol.

Morrisons Salted Caramel Boobs chocolate desserts

celebrate Star Wars The Last Jedi with Wilkinson Sword....
Really ? Last time I checked Luke had a beard the size of Santa, somehow I don't think Jedi's bother with razors.....

(03-12-2017 21:14 )M-L-L Wrote:   celebrate Star Wars The Last Jedi with Wilkinson Sword....
Really ? Last time I checked Luke had a beard the size of Santa, somehow I don't think Jedi's bother with razors.....

When a Jedi needs a shave, he just uses the Force..? surely....

I thought that someone was taking the p..., but it's a real produce.

But the Australian advert is a ace supplier of one liners.

"The ideal gift for Christmas"
Mother Goose, "Whenever I have to lay some brown eggs"
"For when you have to punish the procelain"

Ist Nationwide had those appalling poetry adverts and now they've switched to two girls and a keypad singing their little ditties

Which is worse

The adopt a Snow Leopard adverts, and I think that there's also one where you can adopt a Polar Bear
Is it practical? I don't see either the kids or the dog lasting long. Maybe they should just ask for donations.

While eating my lunch, I was perusing one of those "useful products" catalogues that fell out of the newspaper. On the front page is a talking watch. In big letters it says "Accurate to 1 second in 138,000,000 years".

And how long is the guarantee? One year.

(27-01-2018 15:19 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Ist Nationwide had those appalling poetry adverts and now they've switched to two girls and a keypad singing their little ditties

Which is worse

When was the last time they used Howard?

10 Billion pumpkins a year? It's a wonder there's room for anything else.