The "Pissed Off " Thread

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

it is however quite nice when used in oral sex... either way works....

(26-11-2020 22:45 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

it is however quite nice when used in oral sex... either way works....

Oh she's alive

Extra strong mints can be quite intense.

I was half expecting a gag about my Japs eye.

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ?

(27-11-2020 00:32 )Tractor boy Wrote:  

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ?

you don't put it on your wrinkly old balls, you fool! you let the lady brush her teeth, then blow you! or you brush your remaining tooth, and lick her.....!!??

Booked a game of golf in the morning, not so much pissed off, more like pissing down.
But, it does mean I can view the chan.nels for longer tonight, so, every cloud...

(03-12-2020 23:07 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  so, every cloud...

Pisses on your golf course?

(03-12-2020 23:07 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Booked a game of golf in the morning, not so much pissed off, more like pissing down.

There will be less bunkers but lots of water and snow hazzards

has there ever been golf played in the snow?

(27-11-2020 00:39 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(27-11-2020 00:32 )Tractor boy Wrote:  

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ?

you don't put it on your wrinkly old balls, you fool! you let the lady brush her teeth, then blow you! or you brush your remaining tooth, and lick her.....!!??

I'm sure that's something you insist on firt kelly...
"You're not having sex with that bad breath..."

(27-11-2020 00:32 )Tractor boy Wrote:  

(26-11-2020 22:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Not only pissed off, but embarrassed that I'm sharing this with you, mainly to prevent a similar incident happening to any of you find citizens. Anyway after a lifetime of practicing good dental hygiene 2 or 3 times a day, I've somehow managed to flick toothpaste in my eye. Never happened before & I'll make dam sure it never happens again. We've all got shampoo or soap in our eyes at some point in our lives, imagine that pain multiplied tenfold. Not good, just be careful.

I have been reliably informed that toothpaste on the old ball bag is the worst pain imaginable. What the hell do they put in the stuff ?

Bet mouthwash is worse on your balls...