Once I was having a wank and my ball sucked up out of my ball bag

Yeah if a ball retreats it is by no means gone, that is how you see the Shaolin Monks just stand there and kick eachother in the nads, they can will their bollocks back into their body. If they get cold enough your balls retreat too because they are very susceptible to changes in heat, then they come back after a while. Saying you would kill yourself because of something that can naturally happen is fucking retarded man.