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As we're still on the confectionery rant.
What about 'Floral Gums' - don't see these anymore.
Like Midget Gems but flowery flavoured.

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11-01-2009 10:19
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Frozen Pitches:

Went up to the Mem on Saturday to help take the covers off the pitch and was looking forward to the South West derby only for it to be called off due to a frozen pitch.

Bloody cold winters !!
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I don't have Sky Sports, so I try to avoid the scores and catch up on Match of the Day, that way the program is more exciting. I've been studiously avoiding the football all day, then clicked into the wrong thread and found out that Man Utd have won 3-0! Good Times! I'm incapable of watching highlights of my team when I know the score... Bad Times! It's like I'm in an episode of the Likely Lads or somethingSad

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11-01-2009 18:05
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tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:I don't have Sky Sports, so I try to avoid the scores and catch up on Match of the Day, that way the program is more exciting. I've been studiously avoiding the football all day, then clicked into the wrong thread and found out that Man Utd have won 3-0! Good Times! I'm incapable of watching highlights of my team when I know the score... Bad Times! It's like I'm in an episode of the Likely Lads or somethingSad
even if we've lost i still have to see the highlights after, all part of being a fan for me, makes you appreciate it when they do winBig Grin
11-01-2009 20:15
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I have absolutely no justification for not being able to watch Man Utd highlights when I know what the score is, that's the stupid part! I'd rather just see the goals on the news or on youtube or something. I think knowing the score might make me impatient for the goals and stop me paying attention to the rest of the play... that's all I can think of. Oddly it doesn't affect me with England matches or other teams...

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11-01-2009 20:28
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Two things.

First of all, impotent Aussies on the babeworld channels, thats just what I want to see when I'm flicking through the channels with a hard on looking for a nice girl so I can fire off some knuckle children. And have you seen the women that they're supposed to be fucking. Jesus wept is it any fucking wonder these sad sacks can't get any lead in their pencil. There's a red head in there that I would'nt fuck with a bag of dicks, let alone my own.

Second of all, Iggy fucking pop trying to sell me car insurance, what the fuck is that all about. The last thing that is going to sell me anything is some old c u n t, who by the looks of him has'nt had a wash and a decent feed in about about a month. And why the can he not put on a shirt on. I don't want to see his fucking saggy bitch tits while I'm trying to watch Futurama and eat my tea. The sooner this waste of sperm fucks off the better. Fucking swiftcover, bring back those fucking stupid chickens that they used before, or better yet fuck off and go out of business, tossers.

I feel better after that. Thanks.

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(This post was last modified: 13-01-2009 23:45 by A Spider Monkey.)
13-01-2009 23:43
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aww spider i like that ad! Can see it annoying people though lol

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13-01-2009 23:55
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Post: #98
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I'll tell you what pisses me off i keep getting phone calls from companies i've never heard of trying to offer me a mobile. Even when i tell them i don't want one as i have two as it is they still try to offer you one, they just don't take no for answer so i end up putting the phone down on them lol.

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13-01-2009 23:58
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kalel76 Wrote:I'll tell you what pisses me off i keep getting phone calls from companies i've never heard of trying to offer me a mobile. Even when i tell them i don't want one as i have two as it is they still try to offer you one, they just don't take no for answer so i end up putting the phone down on them lol.

You should try to sell them one of your mobiles.

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14-01-2009 00:01
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Might just do that next time, i'll give them one of shit ones and see how they like it pmsl.

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14-01-2009 00:03
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