Complete the sentence...

...off to her local boozer for a piss-up.


Having been arrested by the old bill and spending one night in the cells, Teejay Walker.....

Pleaded her innocence by saying..."I'm TJ Walker not a 'Street'......"

While the girls of S66 were embroiled in a heated debate on who produces the most noxious farts,Paige Turnah's cheeks.....

(24-11-2012 20:29 )The Truth Wrote:  While the girls of S66 were embroiled in a heated debate on who produces the most noxious farts,Paige Turnah's cheeks.....

...wobbled and Caty Cole blacked out, ''that's what you get for being a short arse'' Afroman said while laughing his head off.

Georgie Darby got arrested the other day for carrying 'buckets of spunk', when she was brought before the judge she claimed...

....she thought she'd been milking a Cow, turns out she had just wanked off a Bull.


The band 'one direction' claim that they only drink Coca-Cola backstage, but....

In actuality they had been fooled into drinking the cheap stuff 'Rola Cola' by an unscrupulous rodie...

After nearly falling in her can of coke for the second time in a week,Caty Cole thought it best....

(24-11-2012 21:16 )The Truth Wrote:  In actuality they had been fooled into drinking the cheap stuff 'Rola Cola' by an unscrupulous rodie...

After nearly falling in her can of coke for the second time in a week,Caty Cole thought it best....

......to wear a wetsuit .

Studio 66 aren't putting a fairy on the top of their xmas tree this year,they're going to........

(25-11-2012 22:02 )mickster Wrote:  Studio 66 aren't putting a fairy on the top of their xmas tree this year,they're going to........

Perch Dale Winton proudly aloft,for all to basque in his Sunkist Glow...

After being diagnosed with the rare but non life threatening genetic disorder-"Mongolian Soft Afro Alopecia" Afroman thought....

(25-11-2012 22:10 )The Truth Wrote:  After being diagnosed with the rare but non life threatening genetic disorder-"Mongolian Soft Afro Alopecia" Afroman thought....

"... he'd shave his head and go for the Yul Brynner look. This had the added advantage that his head will look almost exactly like Dionne's left butt cheek, so he can pleasure himself by rubbing oil on his head rather than trying to feel up Dionne's bum as she's always running away when he gets close."


Alice Goodwin was admitted to hospital last night with her index finger....

Precariously lodged in an (yet to be named) models,Anal canal,leading to a Shitty overnight stay in A&E

During their annual stay at the Clacton upon sea branch of Butlins,the babes of xxXp decided...