(16-10-2010 18:21 )Miss Ruby Summers Wrote: I'm off to go shopping...and get ready for nude shoot......OHHHHH the joys!!!!!!
Great news Ruby, and best of luck for your shoot tomorrow. But just to avoid the unpleasantness of today, and to make sure that tomorrow isn't wasted, can I draw a number of points to your attention:
1. Can you ensure that any clothing you buy for tomorrow's shoot covers an area of your body not greater than 12.5%? I like to see flesh you see, and I don't want you posing in a t-shirt and jeans or any such nonsense.
2. Can both of your nipples be clearly visible on all photographs? Some people may consider other poses sexy, but to be honest, I'm only interested in your boobs and nipples. Don't really care about the rest of you.
3. You said it's a nude shoot, right? So at least 50% of pictures will have your pussy clearly visible? Remember not to press your thighs too tightly together, or you'll upset me. Legs apart and showing your pink bits is what I understand "nude" to mean. And none of this draping one leg over the other just enough to hide your 'bits' (or hand over groin area). I'm not sophisticated or mature enough to enjoy the tease.
4. I'm not a huge fan of your tattoos. The stars down the side of your body are fine, but can you ensure that the squiggly writing nonsense on your back is airbrushed out of the final prints? Anyway, who do you think you are?? Delta??
5. I am liking the shaved hair though, so at least 75% of poses must have you tilting your head so that it's clearly in view.
6. All pictures should be close up and in high definition. Context and narrative aren't necessary - it just gets in the way of my right hand and my love truncheon. Yeah baby, you know what I'm talking about.
6. Either email me the finished pics, or post them on this forum. So long as I don't have to pay for your work, I'm not bother how I get to enjoy them.
Obviously, if you're unable to comply with all of these requirements of mine, then you're a joke so-called model who should stop wasting my time and getting my hopes up. There's plenty more fish in the sea Ruby, so stop coming on here and taking my support for granted. I know more about this game than you ever will, so it's time for you to deliver, or me and you are history!!!
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Should get good reps off the guys on here for this. Phew! I'm back in with the in-crowd].