Jokes

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

Scientists are close to developing an invisible aeroplane.

I can't see it taking off.

Some of the older neighbourhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately. There latest trick is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Johnny always takes the nickel and the older boys laugh at him.

One day a neighbour sees what is going on and approaches Little Johnny and says "those boys are making fun of you Johnny, don't you realise that a dime is bigger than a nickel?"

Johnny smiles and says "yes I realise that, but if I took the dime they would stop doing it and I am up 20 bucks so far."

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Who was the worlds first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's manhood stand