Jokes

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How do you make a water bed bouncier?

Add spring water.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanks—I'll never part with it.

Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

Why did the gym close down?

It just didn't work out.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Keir Starmer