Jokes

Right I'm off to grow some facial hair...

Must dash

Went to see a Mexican magician last night.
He came on stage said uno, dos, then in a puff of smoke he vanished without a tres.

I saw a man walking down the road with a sign under his arm that read, "& Emergency".

"Where did you get that from?" I asked.

"I found it by Accident!" came the reply

.....Ok I'll.get me coat

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group.

I see a lot of new faces here today....

Poor Billy gets really angry whenever anyone mentions “A,E,I,O,U”.
He was recently diagnosed with irritable vowel syndrome.

What happened to the Twitter employee, that told Elon Musk not to rename the company?

He became an X employee!

I was dating an Archaeologist for over 10 years but had to finally end it.

She was always digging up the past.