Jokes

How long am I supposed to leave this revenge in the fridge before I serve it?

The instructions are not clear at all

In a cafe my phone kept receiving pictures of stews & casseroles…

Then it dawned on me - I was connected to a wireless hotpot!

Why do French people eat snails?

They don’t like fast food.

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

My local volleyball club's website is down.

Must be having problems with their server.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra.

It was a boobie trap

My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian asked me to take it out and leave the building

What do you call a lizard that tells jokes?

A stand up chameleon.