Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why couldn’t the undercover detective fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

I lost my temper when I got sacked from my job as a weather forecaster…

No more mist and ice guy!

I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year.

Now I'm dealing with a lot of emotional baggage.

Apparently one of the animals at the zoo is pregnant but nobody wants to talk about it.

It’s the elephant in the womb.

My wife keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation...

She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits!