Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

cruel intentions 1999

Sebastian: You amaze me.
Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?

american dad jack's back

Roger: Oh, indeed you do! Roger told me to tell you to clean the rat feces out of the air-vents, then remove the rats that have made said feces
Hailey: Am not gonna do that?
Roger: Oh, you will, if you want that internship form signed.
Hailey: Roger, you can't-
Klaus: Hailey. it Roger, if you want your form signed, your goin to have to play along!
Hailey:(sighs) Fine, Mr Calhoun, i'll get right on it,
Roger: Great, than after that you can clean my pants up because i just Mr. Belvedered myself!... Google it

blade trinity

(police officer) "who is the president of the united states"

(blade) "an asshole"

same film

(hannibal king) "unlike any other vampire, her teeth are in her vagina"

(hannibal king) "evening ladies"

(hannibal king ) " the dog has a bigger dick than you"

dog soldiers

"if we do meet the enemy, i expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of you"

rush hour 2 2001

While in a chinese gangsta bar, Carter addresses the crowd in chinese, yet has no idea what he just said, he goes & asks lee what he just said

carter: what did i just say?
lee: you ask everyone, to get their samurai swords & shave your butt!
carter: i said that!
lee:yes!?!

lee: a detective died today
carter: hey, who died, lee
lee:you!
carter: detective yu?
lee: not yu, you!
carter: who?
lee: you?
carter: who?
lee ( frustrated sigh) don't, you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
carter: don't, nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth, man

From Saving Private Ryan

Captain John Miller (Tom Hanks) and his platoon of Sergeant Mike Horvath (Tom Sizemore) and soldiers Richard Reiben (Edward Burns), Timothy Upham (Jeremy Davies), Stan Mellish (Adam Goldberg) and Daniel Jackson (Barry Pepper) have just completed a raid on an enemy machine gun bunker. Unfortunately, their medic Irwin Wade (Giovanni Ribisi) was killed during the raid. Captain Miller, aware of the impossibility of taking prisoners of war during their mission, releases the only German survivor and instructs him to turn himself in to the first Allied party he finds. This causes already strained emotions to run high...

Reiben (to Miller): Yes sir, that was one hell of a call, coming to take this nest..but the hell with it, we only lost one of our guys going for it. That's why I hope Mama Ryan's real fucking happy knowing that little Jimmy's life is a little more important than two of our guys! But then again we haven't found him yet, have we?! HAVE WE?!!

Horvath intervenes and throws Reiben to the ground.

Reiben: Get the hell off me!
Horvath: Reiben.. Gear up, fall in.
Reiben: I'm done with this mission.

Reiben starts to walk away from the group. Horvath catches up with him.

Horvath: Hey! Hey! Don't you walk away from your captain. Reiben get back in line.
Reiben: No sir. I'll spend the rest of my life in the stockade if I have to but I'm done with this.
Horvath (pulling a gun): I'm not going to ask you again... soldier. Now fall in!
Reiben: You gonna shoot me over Ryan?
Horvath: No, I'm gonna shoot you because I don't like ya!
Jackson: Sarge, if he wants to go just let him go!

Upham (to Miller) : Captain are you letting this happen?!
Mellish: Captain! Captain. Sir, Ryan's dead!
Upham: Bullshit!
Mellish: Captain I have a sixth sense about these things. I know it in my bones sir, he's gone.

Reiben: You don't shoot that son of a bitch but now you're gonna shoot me!
Horvath: He's better than you.
Reiben: Well why don't you just do it, Sarge. Do it, man! Put one in my leg!
Horvath: I'm gonna shoot you in your big, goddam mouth!
Reiben: Well put your money where your mouth is and do it!
Horvath: You don't know when to shut up, you don't know how to shut up!

Upham: Captain, please.

Miller: What's the pool on me up to? Mike, what's the pool on me up to right now? What's it up to? Is it three hundred? Three hundred dollars, is that it? I'm a school teacher... I teach English composition. This little town called Avis, Pennsylvania. For the last 11 years I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. Coach the baseball team in the spring time. You know, back home, when I tell people what I do? It's like yeah that figures. But er, out here... er.. it's just a big mystery. So I guess I've changed. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much that my wife's even gonna recognise me whenever it is I get back to her. How I'll ever be able to tell her.. about days like today.

Miller (to Reiben) : Er... Ryan... I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me, he's just a name. But you know, if going to Remelle and finding him so he can go home.. if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then thats it. Thats my mission. You wanna leave? You wanna go off and fight the war? Alright. Alright, I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. But just know, that every man I kill.... the farther away from home I feel..

Miller walks off and begins dragging the bodies to the graves. The rest help him and Reiben returns to the group.

blade 1998

blade, karen & a bloodied officer krieger at by is police cruiser

blade: there's one in every city & they always deliver, now where were you taking them?
krieger: i don't know what your talking about?
blade slams krieger hard on the boot of the car, pulls him back up
karen: look, look take it easy!
blade:am gonna ask you one more time, where were you taking them?
krieger: you can go, fuck yourself!
blade: you fuck me, no you fuck this!

blade pulls out his gun, but karen grabs it, giving krieger the chance to break free of blade's hold. He runs down the street, pushing aside several passer-bys, blade try to aim & shoot krieger, but he disappears into the crowd & down a side alley. Blade, fuming that karen let krieger get away, approaches her, very angry, taking off his sunglasses in the process.

blade: you, better wake up, the world you live in just a suger-coated topping, there is another world beneath it, the real world & if you wanted to survive it, you better learn to PULL THE TRIGGER!

family guy dial meg for murder

meg: am home, your all my bitches now!!
the family just stares are meg, after a awkward silence...
stewie: okay?...

american dad star trek

Bill Publisherman: no, an angle, a gimmick, hmm... is the boy gay?
Stan: why, can that be a hook?
Bill Publisherman: Hook?...

jaws

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"