General Election 2019

(11-12-2019 02:00 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  

(10-12-2019 23:08 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  I had the Brexit Party at the door when I was home for lunch today.

Your honoured. Nobody from any party ever ventures out into bandit country where I live.
All I've had recently are the Jehovah's Witnesses. And they travel in fours round here Two stay in the car with the engine running

You should have made a mental note of the number plate then report them for Quitting!!

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They come round in pairs round here I'll open the door stark naked to them next time - I'm sure it works!!

(11-12-2019 07:15 )babelover48 Wrote:  They come round in pairs round here I'll open the door stark naked to them next time - I'm sure it works!!

I just stay out of sight and let security deal with them.

He barks a bit and pisses on their wheel

next time let him piss on their shoes!!

They are known to have a certain dislike for anyone who likes Ozzy Ozzybourne. A friend of mine once opened the door whilst holding an Ozzy Ozzbourne LP and they give him a complete lecture about it!!

I’ve just walked past the local Conservative MP/candidate outside the train station. Having seen earlier the comments above I must admit I smirked as I thought that it would be nice to piss on her shoes as a show of my disgust.

I auppose the one good thing is that there aren't ER nutcases standing in the election - there's enough nutcases standing as it is!!

Get the feeling the exit polls will either be substantially wide of the mark or pretty close to it or we get an unexpected result

(11-12-2019 10:11 )babelover48 Wrote:  Get the feeling the exit polls will either be substantially wide of the mark or pretty close to it or we get an unexpected result

^ Good of you to forecast every possibility there

Fucking hell Boris Hides in a Fridge to avoid talking to Piers morgan on GMB

Yes, felt i had to cover all the bases

Whos going to stay up all night 2moro then to see the results come in

Looks Like Raab and IDS are going to lose there jobs so wouldnt miss it for the world