Complete the sentence...

(17-02-2014 13:57 )terence Wrote:  i was in a shop recently and......

.....asked the assistant if they had any good offers on savoury snacks. She smiled and told me to BOGOF so I did. Twice.



Don't you hate it when your pen leaks in your pocket. Makes you look like......

(29-04-2014 20:58 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  .....asked the assistant if they had any good offers on savoury snacks. She smiled and told me to BOGOF so I did. Twice.



Don't you hate it when your pen leaks in your pocket. Makes you look like......

.... your nipples squirt ink .

After a long day of being a porn star, my.....

Quote:After a long day of being a porn star, my.....

ideal night of relaxation is catching up on rammy's latest posts


was browsing around the sex shop the other day when i bumped into......

(30-04-2014 02:26 )weeahlf07 Wrote:  was browsing around the sex shop the other day when i bumped into......

a television camera crew filming a documentary for Channel 4 - I'm going to be famous !!!



Was thinking of getting a new carpet for the living room so...........

(10-05-2014 01:58 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  a television camera crew filming a documentary for Channel 4 - I'm going to be famous !!!



Was thinking of getting a new carpet for the living room so...........

Went into Carpet right and nicked all the samples....

Roy Hodgson has been allowed to pick two overseas strikers for his world Cup Squad, and he's found the perfect pairing in Fern's....

(10-05-2014 07:05 )babelover48 Wrote:  Roy Hodgson has been allowed to pick two overseas strikers for his world Cup Squad, and he's found the perfect pairing in Fern's....

.....1985 Panini football sticker album. You've never seen haircuts like it



I had an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction last week but when I tried returning it to Ikea, they said............

(11-05-2014 02:08 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  [quote='babelover48' pid='1458089' dateline='1399701923']

I had an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction last week but when I tried returning it to Ikea, they said............

... my tits popping out were not their responsibility.


My favourite pair of panties went missing last night, they're either too small and I don't realise I've still got them on, or...

If you're over 65 or under 20 we should be buddies. If you're not, we can still try.

(11-05-2014 02:46 )ValerieC Wrote:  ... my tits popping out were not their responsibility.


My favourite pair of panties went missing last night, they're either too small and I don't realise I've still got them on, or...

They disappeared in the washing machine!1 (Like everything else does!!)
I went into my local Mcdonald's and ordered a big breakfast. Instead I got two lumpy baps. when I complained, the manger said....

(11-05-2014 11:57 )babelover48 Wrote:  I went into my local Mcdonald's and ordered a big breakfast. Instead I got two lumpy baps. when I complained, the manger said....

.......I see what you mean, and hoked a couple of chicken fillets out of her brassiere to stick between them. On the 'ouse.



You'll never believe what I fished out of the canal yesterday, I could barely reel it in, a great big...........

(11-05-2014 12:45 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  .......I see what you mean, and hoked a couple of chicken fillets out of her brassiere to stick between them. On the 'ouse.



You'll never believe what I fished out of the canal yesterday, I could barely reel it in, a great big...........

suitcase of Simon Cowell's trousers.

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:- It has been reported that St66 have decided to slash....