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The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'

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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
"The women don't actually want to have sex with you. No matter how much you might want to believe it when you phone up, or how many expensive presents you send them, they don't actually want to have sex with you. It's all acting. It's all pretend"

We could be a few members short when certain regulars read that line. Quick, hide the rope and sharp objects Big Laugh

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26-09-2016 22:49
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
But what was the UNEXPECTED lesson Smile
Think we all knew what it would be like...
Except for them not wanting to shag me really... that was a complete surpriseRolleyes

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27-09-2016 20:20
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...
29-09-2016 11:30
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
^^ even sheldon cooper thinks that lol

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29-09-2016 11:33
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
(29-09-2016 11:30 )301 Wrote:  Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...

Yep, I hear all the gas, oil, mining and civil engineering companies prefer to employ psychics..... Rolleyes
29-09-2016 12:59
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
(29-09-2016 12:59 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  
(29-09-2016 11:30 )301 Wrote:  Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...

Yep, I hear all the gas, oil, mining and civil engineering companies prefer to employ psychics..... Rolleyes

Well that's good because Cellcast have a psychic channel Big Grin
29-09-2016 13:09
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
(29-09-2016 13:09 )SecretAgent Wrote:  
(29-09-2016 12:59 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  
(29-09-2016 11:30 )301 Wrote:  Geology is a pretty pointless degree though...

Yep, I hear all the gas, oil, mining and civil engineering companies prefer to employ psychics..... Rolleyes

Well that's good because Cellcast have a psychic channel Big Grin

You couldn't put Caty Cole on an oil rig with all those sex starved oil workers who haven't seen a real woman in months.eek
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29-09-2016 14:23
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
^Unless someone enterprising person filmed the sex acts which would result and released it under the title 'Bukkake Oil Rig Gangbang', then it would be okay.Big Grin

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29-09-2016 15:19
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^ At least she wouldn't have to pretend to do a 2 minute challenge. 30 seconds should be enough & she'd have a ready supply of oil Big Laugh
29-09-2016 15:43
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RE: The most unexpected lessons from working on a TV 'babe channel'
doubt the chances of you meeting in the shopping aisles in Waitrose, ASDA Tesco's or Sainsbury's are probably vry slim - they probably all have home delivery services - the lucky bastards!! Tongue

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01-10-2016 09:41
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