Paris Olympiad 2024

^Maybe his "preparation" wasn't quite up to scratch

Really looking forward to the Paris Olympics. At least this year, I will be able to watch the events, at normal times and not at some ungodly hour, like at Tokyo.

I wonder how many Parisians will be thinking "why couldn't it have been us in 2012?" especially if things go badly.

Railway lines being sabotaged isn’t a good start!

^Now that is bloody stupid - why??????

We won thr bid for 2012 - they didn't - simples.

I'm intrigued as to how they will do the flame tonight. Teams parading down the river!!!

GB flag bearer(s)?

Google is this search engine, you ask it questions, then it gives these things called answers.

I googled ''gb flag bearer'', the answer, Tom Daley and Helen Glover. Thanks Google

How to describe this opening ceremony, French, it's very French, that's how to describe it. lol.

Danse Macabre. Every time I hear it I can't help but think of "Monsieur Tourette, Master Signwriter". Google it if you don't know it, it's hilarious

I've got this really great idea for the Opening Ceremony at the next Olympics...


HOLD IT IN THE FUCKNG STADIUM!

This fella will pop up soon and apologise for it pisitively possing down / rooning cuts and digs etc