Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

from The Breakfast Club (1985) - Principal Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason) delivers a memorable promise to trouble-making student John Bender (Judd Nelson)

Bender: Sir, I have a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question Mr Bender, next Saturday.... Don't mess with the bull young man...you'll get the horns.

Sergeant Hartman to Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket...

"You best unfuck yourself or I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Fresh prince of Bel air

Carlton:[doorbell rings] Door!!Door!!Door!!

[Runs toward Geoffrey, who by the kitchen sink]

Geoffrey [looks at Carlton, sarcastic dry tone] alright, don't wet yourself i'll get it!! [walks toward the front door]

From Generation Kill

Short Circuit 2 1988

[Johnny Five is prompting Ben on his date with Sandy]
Ben Jarhvi: [reading sign] "Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro."
Sandy Banatoni: Wait. I know a little Spanish.
Johnny Five: [waving his arms] Oh, no no no. No no!
Sandy Banatoni: My mother... sleeps... with your dog?
Johnny Five: [covering his eyes] Oh, no!
Ben Jarhvi: Uh, well, that's an expression in-in my country, where, uh, sometimes we are speaking... Spanish. It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog. Oh, no no. It means that, uh, the people that she is sleeping with, they are, they are like dogs!

The Lion King 1994

[Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
Timon: Please don't eat me.
Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to *me*?
Timon: Ya shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Timon: Now they're in for it.
Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!

Hitman 2007

Agent 47: Nika...
Nika Boronina: Yes?
Agent 47: Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk.

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