Monica Harris!

Loved the girl, loved the set, what can I say, I'll have to drop into this club more often, especially when Monica around.
Nice Caps Killyourself.

(03-12-2009 00:36 )MonicaHarris Wrote:  You'd be surprised how fast I can get in and out of rubber

Hmmm...trying to think of a situation that requires getting into and removing rubber at high speed

(03-12-2009 00:36 )MonicaHarris Wrote:  Gonna save the rubber leggings until I get something to wear on the top xx

You can't go wrong with more rubber!

x

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

More tight skirt on tv, with swival chairs, yyyyaahhhhhhhh

Only thing missing was specs. (and possibly some blood to my brain )

So when is Monica (the most beautiful girl in the world) on next?

I love her
am hoping that I never recover
She's good for me
And it would really make me happy
To never see her slip away

ps Bob I love you too (in a purely platonic way of course old chap) for getting Monica on tv.

The equivalent of Real Madrid signing Ronaldo

(05-12-2009 02:05 )fendercat Wrote:  So when is Monica (the most beautiful girl in the world) on next?

Tuesday....I think.

What eastenders should be like, ie it SHOULD have Monica in it!!!


Scene: Grant and Monica in kitchen. Monica has marks on her neck and Grant is furious

Grant (shouting): what the friar tuck are those marks on yer gregory peck? You've been avving an affair??? Again!!!

Monica: hadaway Grant pet, ah divvint knaa how ah got those, ah sweah mon.

Grant: I'll KILL him....except I haven't a clue who he is...it could be almost anybody ......so I'll Kill you instead!!!

Monica: Ye cannat pet like...ah sweah ah divvint knaa how those marks ah on ma neck...ah neva had an affurrrrr.....please dinna....

Grant advances on Monica and picks up a kitchen knife and stabs her through the heart.

Monica screams and dies.

Scene: 5 days later. Grant is asleep.

Grant is awakened by tapping on his window
He awakens to see Monica floating outside and scraping on the pane with her long fingernails.

Monica has very big white teeth...even bigger and whiter than in life...

Vampire Monica (whispering): Lerrus in Grant...lerrus in....ah've got booze n'that

Grant (dazed): Monica! but...but you're...you're braaan bread! Ye carrnt be floatin' just outside me windaaa, this is a 3rd storey flat!

Vampire Monica; Neva mind that pet mon, jes open the winder and invirrus in mon....pet....lerrus in....

Vampire Monica fixes her eyes onto Grant's who is instantly mesmerised (as all men are when they look into Monica's eyes ) and Grant automatically raises his hand to open the window...

And then..........

episode ends


not be be continued

hehehe



(Hope Monica doesn't mind me killing her and turning her into a vampire hehehe )

The most beautiful vampire in the otherworld

There were a couple of really nice photos of Monica in Clout magazine (with Sunday Sport) on Sunday 6th Dec.

Shame she wasn't dressed as Wonder Woman though...!

(08-12-2009 17:10 )AngryPirate Wrote:  There were a couple of really nice photos of Monica in Clout magazine (with Sunday Sport) on Sunday 6th Dec.

Shame she wasn't dressed as Wonder Woman though...!

Was there? I didn't know I was in it, wonder if I can get a copy of it. I am in The Sport today, they gave me a double page spread They also made up the interview lol

I am on again on Sat guys xxxx

(08-12-2009 02:57 )fendercat Wrote:  What eastenders should be like, ie it SHOULD have Monica in it!!!


Scene: Grant and Monica in kitchen. Monica has marks on her neck and Grant is furious

Grant (shouting): what the friar tuck are those marks on yer gregory peck? You've been avving an affair??? Again!!!

Monica: hadaway Grant pet, ah divvint knaa how ah got those, ah sweah mon.

Grant: I'll KILL him....except I haven't a clue who he is...it could be almost anybody ......so I'll Kill you instead!!!

Monica: Ye cannat pet like...ah sweah ah divvint knaa how those marks ah on ma neck...ah neva had an affurrrrr.....please dinna....

Grant advances on Monica and picks up a kitchen knife and stabs her through the heart.

Monica screams and dies.

Scene: 5 days later. Grant is asleep.

Grant is awakened by tapping on his window
He awakens to see Monica floating outside and scraping on the pane with her long fingernails.

Monica has very big white teeth...even bigger and whiter than in life...

Vampire Monica (whispering): Lerrus in Grant...lerrus in....ah've got booze n'that

Grant (dazed): Monica! but...but you're...you're braaan bread! Ye carrnt be floatin' just outside me windaaa, this is a 3rd storey flat!

Vampire Monica; Neva mind that pet mon, jes open the winder and invirrus in mon....pet....lerrus in....

Vampire Monica fixes her eyes onto Grant's who is instantly mesmerised (as all men are when they look into Monica's eyes ) and Grant automatically raises his hand to open the window...

And then..........

episode ends


not be be continued

hehehe



(Hope Monica doesn't mind me killing her and turning her into a vampire hehehe )

The most beautiful vampire in the otherworld

Hhaha! Excellent love it x

(06-12-2009 00:13 )killyourself Wrote:  

(05-12-2009 02:05 )fendercat Wrote:  So when is Monica (the most beautiful girl in the world) on next?

Tuesday....I think.

It was supposed to be. I am still on Saturday though x