Celebrity Big Brother 2012

Did you watch the whole clip of Jamie interview the hm? Did you see at the end when she said it again and when he got up, did you see the jokey look on her face??

The most interesting thing about that clip was Sam, she could teach a thing or two to danica

My problem with all this is not the housemates, but the impact Ofcom are having on the show. Big Brother is now basically unwatchable, and I think it's high time Channel 5 got together with all their rival stations and had it out with the regulators, IN COURT. Last night, we saw some of the most tame, timid camerawork ever witnessed on any reality show. The result was a dull, nay, excruciatingly vapid excuse for a production, which left me feeling the producers should grow some balls and stick it to Ofcom right on the nose!

It never used to be like this. In the good old days, you'd see people arguing, farting or whatever it is they do on Big Brother, IN CLOSE UP, with the kind of fearless camera work every adult viewer has a right to expect. But not now. These days we've got three, four or even five housemates to a screen, and I for one think it's a pathetic joke, and an insult.

Then there's the interruptions. Don't even get me started on this! At regular intervals the show is interrupted by a long string of adverts which have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PROGRAMME, and which COMPLETELY OBSCURE THE ENTIRE SHOW FOR UP TO FIVE MINUTES at a time!!!

Worse still... and capital letters do not seem enough here... but anyway… IT'S THE SAME HOUSEMATES, AGAIN AND AGAIN, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!!!! And why are the best housemates always the ones who get the least screentime? This can only be bias on the part of the producers, who simply don't realise that if they stopped giving all the screen time to the usual suspects and gave the others a chance, they'd make a hell of a lot more money. Some of the housemates who hog the screen for most of the show aren't even busy! It's just ridiculous.

Oh yeah, and this... two words: VOICE OVER!!!!!... WTF????!!!!! Why does it need a voice over???!!! The voice over dude should be on the beds, or the chairs, or whatever... But then that's another problem because he's taking screen time away from the best housemates. I don't mind him being on the beds if everyone gets their fair share of screen time, but don't put him on the beds and leave him there for the whole show because then I'll just switch it off and Channel 5 has lost a viewer. I'm not being funny, but he's just not my cup of tea to the extent that I want to watch him for a whole show – especially if he's not even busy.

I'm sorry, but I now have no choice but to completely stop watching this appallingly mismanaged farce of a production and take my money elsewhere... Well, not my money, obviously – 'cos I only watch it and I never call. But I would call in and vote if the producers knew what they were doing, and they told Ofcom to jolly well take a running jump, and we could get back to the good old days of the best housemates, full screen, doing whatever they like, with no interruptions. If reality TV as a whole gets any worse, I shall have to consider leaving the forum.

...Am I in the right section?

embarrassed look in her face, more like

(29-08-2012 19:42 )camelot Wrote:  embarrassed look in her face, more like

We must be watching different program's

(29-08-2012 15:28 )kelly1066 Wrote:  the question to ask is whether or not julie is being julie, or playing a role...?? we will never know; not that i'm saying she's any great shakes in the acting department, but has worked on tv for enough years to be able to convince the other housemates its the 'real julie' they're seeing in there, should she be doing such a thing..??

I think it's about time this 'not being real', they are 'being fake' nonsense is put to bed now.

Not a single person who has ever entered that house (maybe the first or second series) are totally 100% being themself.

Not a single one will forget there are cameras looking at their every move and listening to their every word.

You will never catch Coleen Nolan jumping out of bed stark naked, walking through the livng room to get the toilet, scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers to see if she wants a wash.

Pretty much they'll all be like they are with new boyfriends/ girlfriends, pretty much on their best behaviour, minding what they say, not wanting to appear too bad on a first date.

This is painful to watch, that task was fucking dire

(29-08-2012 19:14 )camelot Wrote:  The "don't touch me" business isn't like when she's drawing the line. She's just trying to make herself look good. She even did it before she went into the house. The presenter who was on a previous series of CBB (don't know his name but has quite long hair and wears glasses) was interviewing the housemates before they entered the house. This was shown on "bit on the side" last night. She clearly touches his legs and then he says to her that she's very "touchy feely". Then after she blurts out "don't touch me" but he didn't even touch her or attempt to touch her. She's just weird. Why is it okay for her to touch others but not okay for them to touch her? In my life experience people should be pulled up for touching someone else, but she is the one who is doing the touching.

Exactly, she was just the same with him, only he took it for what it was and didn't piss himself crying becasue he didn't get a sniff.

Anyone could see that clip on bbbots was humour and none serious. How anybody could take that as serious flirting beggers belief.

Did you see julian clareys? He always says don't touch me.

(29-08-2012 20:29 )mellover Wrote:  You will never catch Coleen Nolan jumping out of bed stark naked, walking through the livng room to get the toilet, scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers to see if she wants a wash.

Well thank ferk for that..!!! Just the mental image is scary enough to make sleeping tonight more difficult than it was going to be...!!!!!!!

I can't help but laugh everytime sam gets.............nothing from the crowd

the situtation is safe and so is..........DANICA!!!!!!!!!! samantha or rhian is going tonight