Drunk Thread

(24-12-2010 00:08 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  It's my favourite thread this. No, no, honestly fuckin love this thread. All the other threads are shite. Fucking best thread. Fucking best thread.

Doesn't matter noone fucking posts here. Everyone else's fucking dickhead. That's right, you heard me, dickhead. Not mincing my words unlike you mincers.

Fucking love this thread.

shitest fuckin thread more like. u dome. i was here before u said that mate an I was gonna say it meself but i thought why fuckin bother cos the thread is a pile o shite an I only come here cos me mouse is fucked. r u tryin to tell me that that thread where that bird went tits to the wind an then turned into a bloke is shitter than this 1? that wud of been the best fuckin thread on the internet if the was less crap in it and people never talked so much bollocks all the time. i must of said about three hundred times in that thread what a load of shit everyone was cumin out with, but no one ever takes no notice of me. im just a dogsbody on this site i am. ive had the most posts deleted out of anyone on the web on this site. its took the mods longer to delete all my posts than it took me to even fuckin write em. I told em they cud of wrote war an peace in the time it took em to delete my 9000 posts but they said well someones already wrote it so why wud we wanna do that and i said cos its the sort of bloody stupid u wud do so then they suspended me so I said piss off then and they said right thats it yer fuckin banned for good now u complete useless pointless little tool so i said there aint no free speech on here im not even allowed to tell people there talkin shit and they said well the thing is thats all u ever do, uv said 'stop talkin shit u dome' 9000 times and we're tired shitless with it u can come back on if you stop tellin everyone there talkin shit so i said u don't half talk some shit and they said see what i mean but they had to let me back on cos me brief got involved an said i was a piss head an i cant help it an that. i werent bein funny mate callin yer a dome an all that cos yer a proper geezer yer know what I mean, but I just think this thread is shit and im probs gonna get banned again now for sayin that.

That Light Entertainment, eh. It's all about him (see above). Arf. Not living up to his username. What a tw@t!

So pissed last night couldn't even turn the PC on when I got in, errrrrrrrr

hic i'm shtill drunk err... from lasht night hic.

(25-12-2010 12:31 )BaddaBing Wrote:  So pissed last night couldn't even turn the PC on when I got in, errrrrrrrr

Fooking lightweight. I told youse he wasn't a proper drunkard.

(25-12-2010 13:19 )super-mario_1983 Wrote:  hic i'm shtill drunk err... from lasht night hic.

Too right mate. Nishe too schee shcomeone gotz there schpelling right.

You batsrda need a ruddy hungover thread - whats with all this drunk shite? Never again, y'hear me? never... 'kin ell.....*bleeeuurgh*
keep it down will ya? ahh....*glrrp!*

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

Anyone fancy a kebab?

(25-12-2010 17:42 )BaddaBing Wrote:  Anyone fancy a kebab?

yeah i'll have a large doner kebab with chili sauce and a six pack of carling to wash it down.

Nice one, might push the boat out and have a mega mixed kebab. It is Christmas after all, lol