Annoying Football Clichés

I hate hearing "Aldershot Town nil...."

(10-11-2011 00:12 )Money_Shot Wrote:  I hate hearing "Aldershot Town nil...."

Isn't that your full name

In 1966 England won the World Cup, oh really us lot in Scotland had no idea. Thanks so much to the English commentators otherwise we'd have had no idea that such an event ever took place, better keep the reminders going just incase we ever forget

In 1966 England won the World Cup.

"There some people on the pitch, they think it's all over.... it is now"

Happy now Scottishbloke.

England 1 Scotland 0

In best Hansen voice, "They showed passion, commitment and determination"

Yeah, yeah, Alan. They still can't beat Swansea at home.

the makelele role
u can’t win the title in August but you can certainly lose it
A great advert (for the game)
too good to go down - what a load shit, you get relegated for a reason, the reason is your team is shit.
Its a shame one team had to lose
Its early doors
Great touch for a big man
It was a typical forwards tackle
That's bread and butter (or food and drink) for him
He was just about to pull the trigger
On paper.....
For a big lad, he’s good with his feet
the 1st 15mins are important
we played well for insert number mins - for the rest of the match you were shit.
the ref/crowd are the 12th man
if he went down there it would have been a penalty/freekick - commentators/pundits condoning diving.

clichey is a walking cliché.

We just weren't at the races today - in other words we were shit

Well winning today got that monkey off our back, what the fuck is this all about, I hear it all the time on Radio Scotland post match interview, another well known cliche is the boy was on fire today

If that was on target, it would have been a goal

When commentators / managers use the terms "stonewall" or "cast iron" to describe penalty decisions..

Clive Tyldesley saying "pick that out" after a long range goal... kind of become one of his trademark sayings..

" For a big lad, he’s good with his feet "