| RE: News on new channels 
 
				Well hello there,
 I suppose now the jig is well and truly up, the covers blown and I
 have been caught with my trousers well and truly down, and not for the
 first time I can tell you.  I might as well come out of hiding waving
 a big white flag and say, “Righto chaps, you rumbled this old cove
 good and proper”.  And may I proffer a hearty handshake of
 congratulation to you Wazo. To the victor go the spoils my friend, so
 I humbly offer you a doff of the cap, and the first invitation to join
 the club.  The Club Paradiso.
 
 Basically it is attractive young ladies talking on the telephone,
 similar one might suppose, to some of the other channels you may have
 seen. There, my keenest of chums is where the similarities end.  Take
 for example, if you will allow me, the stature of the young ladies in
 question.  Why do you think I’d let just any old gal wander in off the
 street and into make-up?  Let’s have a look at her: breathing? Yes.
 Arms, legs, breasts?  Yes, yes, yes.  Sprechen ze English?  Oui.  What
 about basic motor skills and opposable thumbs?  Check and double
 check.
 
 Right then - stick her in some knickers, slap on some lippy and let's start making telly.
 
 I think you’ll discover soon enough for yourselves that we 'roll' in a
 very different way to that down here at Club Paradiso.  We have top young fillies from
 impeccable bloodlines, beautifully trained and brought to the peak of physical fitness.
 They’re in the stable now, I can see them, some of them are positively frothing at the bit.
 The frisky mares.  I may have to go and sooth some of them with a carrot.
 
 So it is gentlemen with a heavy heart  that  I depart for now, but
 please be made very aware of this simple fact: the doors of Club
 Paradiso open on channels 966 and 915 on Thursday 1st October The year of our Lord 2009.
 Have you got that in your diaries now chaps?  Jolly good.
 
 Until Thursday then, and remember – no trainers.
 
 Your newest old chum
 
 Bob Paradiso esq.
 Manners cost nothing...
 
				
(This post was last modified: 26-09-2009 17:27  by Bob Paradiso.)
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