Worst Lyrics in a Song

(23-03-2011 22:12 )The Narcissist Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:06 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:03 )The Narcissist Wrote:  LMAO that was hilarious Malicious Fan. So is he your friend or not? What a load of shit, why the hell did you buy that? To piss your parents or girlfriend off at home lol? I have never bought a song ever, not even a CD or a song off itunes, i just ripped them off limewire or off youtube. To expensive to buy them.

21 years ago i bought it, and it got quite high in charts as well for some reason, lol.

Christ, 21 years ago!!!!! That's older than me. I'll be 21 in July lol. You had some taste mate

i used to have taste but then i went with your mum see ya later son!

(23-03-2011 22:25 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:12 )The Narcissist Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:06 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:03 )The Narcissist Wrote:  LMAO that was hilarious Malicious Fan. So is he your friend or not? What a load of shit, why the hell did you buy that? To piss your parents or girlfriend off at home lol? I have never bought a song ever, not even a CD or a song off itunes, i just ripped them off limewire or off youtube. To expensive to buy them.

21 years ago i bought it, and it got quite high in charts as well for some reason, lol.

Christ, 21 years ago!!!!! That's older than me. I'll be 21 in July lol. You had some taste mate

i used to have taste but then i went with your mum see ya later son!

oh no he didn't

(23-03-2011 22:25 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:12 )The Narcissist Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:06 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(23-03-2011 22:03 )The Narcissist Wrote:  LMAO that was hilarious Malicious Fan. So is he your friend or not? What a load of shit, why the hell did you buy that? To piss your parents or girlfriend off at home lol? I have never bought a song ever, not even a CD or a song off itunes, i just ripped them off limewire or off youtube. To expensive to buy them.

21 years ago i bought it, and it got quite high in charts as well for some reason, lol.

Christ, 21 years ago!!!!! That's older than me. I'll be 21 in July lol. You had some taste mate

i used to have taste but then i went with your mum see ya later son!

ooooooooohhhhhh. Okay. So its like that then hey

the good old days. dont think this qualifies for worst song lyrics does it?

"I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places

Make me feel like a dork"

--Madonna's 'I Love New York'

I'm worried that a lot of these "worst lyrics" are actually quite good and funny/innovative. Take They Might Be Giants for example - most of theirs are solid gold! here's a classic; some of you may think "Awful", but I love it:
("Particle Man" - TMBG)
Person Man, Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person Man.

Bliss

But THIS is the worst lyric ever. Because it's so shit. Amazed no-one else picked it:
("Agadoo" - Black Lace)
Aaa gaa doo-do-do, push the pineapple shake the tree,
Agadoo-do-do, push the pineapple grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up-and-down and do the knees
Come and dance every night to the hula melody.

ONLY the last line makes any sense. Criminal. And my mum bought it me for my 7th birthday. Thanks a lot mum.

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

(23-03-2011 22:57 )malicious fan Wrote:  the good old days. dont think this qualifies for worst song lyrics does it?

Brilliant! I hav,nt heard such genius since, Ivor Biggun and the red nose burglars gave us " The Wanker Song "

Ps if anyone knows how to post the video it would be very much appreciated.

Talking of blacklace - gang bang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grN83P-jC4


CHORUS:
We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one

A gang bang is a game we play
It's something of joke
It's lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It's for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It's better when you're crowded
And when you're packed in tight

CHORUS

And now the action's taking place
I'm ready for my fill
It's up to expectations
And it's going further still
But don't be greedy, share it out
It's time to try some more
So find a friend, play the game
That's what a gang bang's for!

Talking about Kevin bloody wilson

Big Fat bum.