Have you ever?

No

Have you ever used the phrase "butt fucking" at work?

haha ^^^^^ I know what that really meant to say (swear sensor at work) and yes I have


Have you ever purposely not moved just so a girl would have to brush past you

yes, have you ever tried not jacking off for a week?

Yes, Gone three weeks in the end I just ending up getting hard over anything


Have you ever fallen in a fish pond

No

Have you ever cried while watching a film at the cinema?

Yes, with laughter...Blazing Saddles/Monty Pyton and Holy Grail double night

Have you ever been the only one sober on you own stag night?

nope- not married


have u ever played a trick on the groom on a stag night?

Nope, only ever been on one stag night and that was so shit I left early


Have you ever fallen asleep in a pub

Yes.

Have you ever fallen over pissed outside a pub and busted your face up, only to explain it as a bar fight instead?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

Fell up the stairs out the back of cheeky monkeys, cut my hand, face and fucked my leg up, blaimed it on my mate though


Have you ever caused a fight and just sat back and watched the carnage