Funny Sayings And Quotes

Did you know that an anagram of mother-in-law is "Woman Hitler?"-peter kay.

"Have you seen David Cameron's skin? the man is so wrinkle free,i bet his scrotum looks like Amanda Holden's forehead"- Russel Howard

"I've had death threats-Well,ok,a petition"-Jack Dee

"A zombie's sex life is pretty good for the first couple of weeks,but then it drops off"-Peter Serafinowicz.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)

A quote which is so apt for some members of the forum lol

Asked if he made music for the man in the street,
Sid Vicious said 'I have met the man in the street,hes a C##t.

Never trust a man with a beard. Author unknown

"In the Bible,God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights.thats a pretty good summer for us in wales.That's a hosepipe ban waiting to happen.I was eight before i realised you could take a cagoule off" Rhod Gilbert.

(17-05-2010 05:00 )sonofapaddy Wrote:  Asked if he made music for the man in the street,
Sid Vicious said 'I have met the man in the street, he's a C##t.

Its really scary when you think about how thick the average man in the street is,
and then you realise that half the population is actually thicker than that.

(unknown source)

"I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol"-Steve Wright.