Memories of Childhood

^ I remember just one cornetto advert.
Wasn't it voted the best jiggle ever

I think you mean jingle
I remember those, in the days when they were a lot bigger and put O Sole Mio on the popular map of tunes. Mind you I used to take the nuts off because I didn't like them.

"Just one cornetto, give it to me
De-licious ice cream, from Ita-ly
The nuts and chocolate dream...give me Cornetto, from Walls ice creaaaaaammm!"

At least you get some now without nuts

jingles what about the Do It all one? Found one ad where they advertised a Flymo for £37.95 back then!!

Helping my grandad chop logs. He was a tuff old bastard.
He swung the axe...before I knew it ....I lay unconscious as he split the log and knocked me out as it flew towards me. Lesson learned. Don't stand too close to a crazy old cunt splitting logs!!!!

(17-04-2019 05:13 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Helping my grandad chop logs. He was a tuff old bastard.
He swung the axe...before I knew it ....I lay unconscious as he split the log and knocked me out as it flew towards me. Lesson learned. Don't stand too close to a crazy old cunt splitting logs!!!!

OUCH!!

(17-04-2019 04:42 )babelover48 Wrote:  At least you get some now without nuts

jingles what about the Do It all one? Found one ad where they advertised a Flymo for £37.95 back then!!

Yeah I remember that with Big Ron (from Eastenders and A View To A Kill) and Daniel Peacock(don't know the other chap) and a voice over from the great David Jason.
https://youtu.be/i5P7KyMLZAY
Different words added but it should be "if only we knew it how do it all do, you can bet, we'd be doing it as well"

(17-04-2019 07:13 )babelover48 Wrote:  

(17-04-2019 05:13 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Helping my grandad chop logs. He was a tuff old bastard.
He swung the axe...before I knew it ....I lay unconscious as he split the log and knocked me out as it flew towards me. Lesson learned. Don't stand too close to a crazy old cunt splitting logs!!!!

OUCH!!

To rub salt in the wounds the old goat told me to get up and stop complaining.
I didn't argue as he'd probably add a thick ear to my woes.

(17-04-2019 11:13 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  

(17-04-2019 07:13 )babelover48 Wrote:  

(17-04-2019 05:13 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Helping my grandad chop logs. He was a tuff old bastard.
He swung the axe...before I knew it ....I lay unconscious as he split the log and knocked me out as it flew towards me. Lesson learned. Don't stand too close to a crazy old cunt splitting logs!!!!

OUCH!!

To rub salt in the wounds the old goat told me to get up and stop complaining.
I didn't argue as he'd probably add a thick ear to my woes.

how long was you unconscious for?

Only a minute or so. I would never argue with my grandad.
He used to be a bare knuckle fighter up in Derbyshire.

I should think that is one memory you'd want to forget!