Have you ever?

no, i don't drive

have you ever.... blackouts, and felt like you missed...... a question?

Yes

Have you ever drank your own piss?

No.

Have you ever cried over a girl?

No

Have you ever had sex with a sheep?

No

Have you ever taken out Pringles from the tube, then curled out a shit into the tube and put the Pringles (as many as will fit, depending on the size of the shit) back in to the tube, gone to a party and put the tube on the table?

who hasn't!

have you ever kicked an armed solider for a dare?

Yes, I wouldn't recommend others to try it

Have you ever taken a shit in a person's shoe?

No, that's just sick

Have you ever scrawled on a wall using shit ?

Yes, but it wasn't my shit

Have you ever wanked off to the women, who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show?

only when my Internets down! lol!

have you ever ate a rowntree's fruit Pastille without chewing?