Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

Trading Places

Trading Places again lol:

And

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBni_-tMNs#t=46

American Dad, Season: 5 Episode: 8, G-String Circus

[Stan Smith, who is letting stripper, Tanqueray (guest voiced by actress Kat Dennings) stay and sleep in his son Steve Smith's bedroom while he at space camp with his friends; comes and wakes her up the next morning)

Stan:[after seeing Tanqueray briefly naked,] Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, no, No, no [firmly] don't ever let me see you naked, okay?!
Tanqueray:[quickly getting the Steve's green bed covers to cover herself] I'm sorry.
Stan:[calming down] It's alright, no harm done, I'm competely fine. Just meet me in the car in 15 minutes [turns and goes out of the Steve's bedroom]

[While outside Steve's room, Stan, who is still walking, passes by Francine, then closes Steve's bedroom door]

Stan:[while walking by Francine, who was outside Steve's bedroom door] Francine, meet me in the shower, immediately!!


[A bit later in the episode. While working at as a male stripper to pay his poor dry cleaning business, Stan, who has just wowed some lucky female ladies by stripping onstage, has a break backstage, with 3 other male strippers

African Male Stripper:[to Stan, while fixing himself up with eyelash curlers in front of a mirror, referring to the cheering mass of woman, behind the curtains] How are they?
Stan: Typical Tuesday crowd, everybody wants to grab it, nobody wants to pay for it. The worst part is I keep getting aroused, how long before the dance boners go away?
White Male Stripper wearing cowboy hat:[to Stan] You can still get erections?
Long-Brown Haired Male Stripper: [to Stan] Your straight?

Steve Rogers: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve Rogers: An army. From outer space.
Bruce Banner: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce Banner: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.