Life Quotes (Famous or non Famous)

"Life is like a toilet roll, the last bit goes very, very quickly"

by Rod Stewart in this week's TV mag interview

(08-12-2012 11:51 )kelly1066 Wrote:  one i used to hear a lot..........

........."fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!"............

..says all that needs to be said really, don't it. k.

That's from the changling film, or was used prominantly in it, it's one i ended using, only varying the horse, 'fuck you and the car you drove in on' and stuff.

"It is god who makes women beautiful; it is the devil who makes her pretty." (Victor Hugo)

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming." (Jimmy Carter)

"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." (Frederick Ryder)

"Clever & attractive women do not want to vote;they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men."~George Bernard Shaw~

"I always play women I would date"~Angelina Jolie~

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart women with a dumb guy."~Erica Jong~

"Wives are young mens misstresses,companions for middle age, and old mens nurses."~Francis Bacon~

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."~George S. Patton~

"War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today."~John F. Kennedy~

"In peace, Sons bury their fathers.In war, Fathers bury their sons."~Herodotus~

"The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem.It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one."~Albert Einstein~

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."~Francois Fenelon~

"If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?"~Joan Baez~

"Patriots always talk of dying for their Country and never of killing for their country."~Bertrand Russell~

"Hockey is a sport for white men, Basketball is a sport for black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."~Tiger Woods~

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."~Shaquille O'Neal~

"Gold medals aren't really made of gold.They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts."~Dan Gable~

"I always turn to the sports pages first, which records peoples accomplishments.The front page has nothing but mans failures."~Earl Warren~

"It's funny how most people love the dead. Once your dead , you're made for life" (Jimi Hendrix)

"All the things i really to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening"
(Alexander Woollcott)

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the Willam Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger" (Dan Rather)

Wee Agnes at the Pound shop said "Don't buy the toilet roll in here,I call it John Wayne toilet roll cos it takes no shit off anyone"

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school untill you get older.
Liittle things like being spanked everyday by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." (Elmo Phillips)

"Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Sir Winston Churchill)

"life is fun until someone loses an eye, then it's fun you can't see no more"

James Hetfeild from metallica said that according to QI

The world is full of willing people. Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them - Robert Frost