Jokes

(20-03-2014 12:32 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  Q. Where do you find the most fish?
A. Between the head and the tail.
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Q. How did they know the man eaten by sharks had dandruff?
A. They found head and shoulders on the beach.
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Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises.
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Q. Which is worth more...an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
A. An old ten dollar bill is always worth more than a new ONE.