The "happy" Thread AKA "not the "pissed off thread"

My missus is going away on Saturday,so i can have her sister round
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(26-04-2012 22:39 )the truth Wrote:  My missus is going away on Saturday,so i can have her sister round
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Are you sure you married the right sister ?

(26-04-2012 22:42 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  

(26-04-2012 22:39 )the truth Wrote:  My missus is going away on Saturday,so i can have her sister round
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Are you sure you married the right sister ?

Not my wife just my girl & she does alright for herself £689 notes on a pair of shoes tells me I treat her good

I'm happy I took the largest shit in the world

The fact that right now I'm I'm using the babeshow models as a color chart to see what shade of orange I want my basement loo (save me a trip to "IKEA")
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I'm happy because my mate has just taught me a new word - "twunt". I like it.

(27-04-2012 12:23 )rickhardo Wrote:  I'm happy because my mate has just taught me a new word - "twunt". I like it.

What the fuck does the word mean?

It's a mix of two other words - I'm sure you can work it out.

(27-04-2012 12:32 )dan g 27 Wrote:  

(27-04-2012 12:23 )rickhardo Wrote:  I'm happy because my mate has just taught me a new word - "twunt". I like it.

What the fuck does the word mean?

(27-04-2012 12:49 )rickhardo Wrote:  It's a mix of two other words - I'm sure you can work it out.

You've obviously never seen him in the "Name That Babe" thread

Is it twat kunt?