Have you ever?

No, although I've got close a few times.

Have you ever eaten a doughnut without licking your lips ?

Yes

Have you ever mixed coke and orange together and then drank it?

Yes

Have you ever been to church?

Yes, but I go for the food

Have you ever used lipstick?

Yes. Easter and Christmas usually.

Have you ever not pulled the chain after doing a dump in a public toilet purely to amuse people who find big shits quite funny?

Yes, but sometimes its too large to flush down, you have no choice.

Have you ever told a politician to go fuck himself?

yes... although he was on tv at the time... so...no, not in person

have you ever eaten chips without salt, vinegar ketchup etc?

Yes. At Easter or Xmas usually.

Have you ever....ever felt like this. When strange things happen... are you going round the twist?

LOL Funily enough, yes!

Have you ever found a magical world under your bed?

have you ever thrown your dirty socks against the wall and theyve stuck