Have you ever?

(05-07-2012 18:27 )oldboy1047 Wrote:  have you ever thrown your dirty socks against the wall and theyve stuck

Yes, every day

Have you ever eating your own snot?

No,never

Have you ever farted in a girls mouth by accident?

Yes of course. But then farts are naturally carried on air currents through a process of convection so every time you fart it ends up in many mouths by "accident". Even more so if you've had a curry.

Have you ever covered your balls in whipped cream in the hope of tempting a local tabby cat?

No,not quite

Have you ever given an ex gf a bare buttocks punch?

No

Have you ever been chased by a bull?

(05-07-2012 22:54 )flumpertron Wrote:  Have you ever covered your balls in whipped cream in the hope of tempting a local tabby cat?

I worry about you at times.......

(06-07-2012 22:13 )dan g 27 Wrote:  Have you ever been chased by a bull?

more than once!

have you ever cried over a football match?

Yes, when Newcastle lost to Aston Villa and got relegated

Have you ever broken a bone?

(06-07-2012 22:24 )dan g 27 Wrote:  Have you ever broken a bone?

Not one of my own

Have you ever covered yourself in Nutella and stood in front of a mirror, laughing?

No but I have been in a bathtub full of baked beans and felt remarkably tomatoey for a good while afterwards. Could not get rid of the smell for what seemed like ages.

Have you ever walked out the front door and straight into the nearest lamp post and had a stinking headache for the rest of the day? . You will probably gather that I have and I was not amused .