Weirdest/Riskiest Place?

When I 1st went out with the missus..we'd have a few drinks at our local..than we'd go down a country lane...park up and I'd nail her over the bonnet...it would be pretty late...1am or so...but one time we were the view of a couple of cars coming down the lane....bloody hell wouldn't mind..but the bastards had full beam up on thier cars as they passed and papped the horn...how unfortuante...LOL...almost blinded me ...nearly lost my balance too...

^ Come on Mart,fess up ! It was a well know dogging site.

Well I must have invented it then geeze..this was about 22 years ago...

in the kitchen displays at B&Q

shagging a bird over the bonnet down a lane next to an airport runway...old bill turned up to make sure we werent terrorists

I'll refrain for rising to the request/bait; for now; as i'm not in mood for the pm's ill get from posting the truth about the weird and wonderful places i've let nature take its course... or given it a healthy hand to make sure it did....lol. k.

having far too much fun reading where you filthy bunch of dirtbags have also had sex in any case..!!!!

I once got head in a fancy restaurant, and she literally did that thing where she wiped her mouth as she got up.

Suffice to say I did not kiss her until she washed her mouth!