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How would you like to die?
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Post: #21
RE: How would you like to die?
BladeWave Wrote:I'd like to buy some really sharp cheese wire and some super glue. Tie the cheese wire around my neck, tie the other end to anything sturdy on the top of the building I'm standing on, super glue my hands to my head, then jump off the building. When I land, people will think I pulled my own head off.
It would be the perfect way to die!

Da Mastah Sez...

At last, a worthy suggestion! Best answer so far.
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
05-05-2009 22:03
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RE: How would you like to die?
Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves Wink lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
Tha thu 'nad fhaighean.
06-05-2009 10:38
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RE: How would you like to die?
By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort
06-05-2009 11:06
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RE: How would you like to die?
skully Wrote:Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves Wink lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!

mrwotzup Wrote:By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort

Da Mastah Sez...

Well done boys, much better. Now you see what The Master was aiming for - to hopefully scare the shit out of everyone else on the forum!
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
06-05-2009 20:23
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RE: How would you like to die?
The Master of my Domain Wrote:
skully Wrote:Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves Wink lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!

mrwotzup Wrote:By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort

Da Mastah Sez...

Well done boys, much better. Now you see what The Master was aiming for - to hopefully scare the shit out of everyone else on the forum!
Dont scare me! I was a brick shithouse in a past life!Surprised
06-05-2009 20:29
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RE: How would you like to die?
what the hell is wrong with you people don't you wanna die in your sleep Big Grin
06-05-2009 20:32
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RE: How would you like to die?
SOCATOA Wrote:Dont scare me! I was a brick shithouse in a past life!Surprised

Da Mastah Sez...

Yeah, well in my fantasy life, I'm Jason fucking Voorhees! So how do you wanna bite the big one, Soco?
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
06-05-2009 20:41
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RE: How would you like to die?
G@Z! Wrote:what the hell is wrong with you people don't you wanna die in your sleep Big Grin

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Hell, no! The Master intends to look Death in the face and say "Suck my cock, bitch!"
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
06-05-2009 20:42
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RE: How would you like to die?
i'll wait for the grim reaper and kick him in the nuts Big Grin
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06-05-2009 20:43
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RE: How would you like to die?
smothered by Hannah lou's awesome titsWink
Or old age, whatever comes firstTongue
06-05-2009 21:24
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