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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
She's wearing black,leather shorts today and a top that is just not up to the task it's been given!
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21-05-2009 10:14 |
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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
I'm here today to extol the virtues of Elle's latest venture ... The 'Elle-Plan' diet. A simple weight-loss program that is both effective and fun. Why only today I turned on channel 948 at 10am to see Elle nearly wearing that white top and I instantly lost between 2-5ml.
It couldn't be easier. You have a healthy shake in the morning, one in the afternoon and another one before she finishes at 8.30pm (assuming she's changed outfit at some point).
So what are you waiting for? The only thing you've got to lose is all that weight. (Oh, and almost all your handkerchiefs, most of your socks and the respect and admiration of any family members that inadvertently walk-in on you while you're "getting your shake on").
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21-05-2009 10:30 |
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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
Certainly rickhardo, just make sure you wash your hands after you've had the fish.
Now that we've all had a few days to settle into our new home ('The Pad' section) and everyone knows where the cutlery and the big towels are, it's time to get this thread back on track. To that end, I think we should attempt a little Q&A session with the delightfully devilish Mss Elle (or Flirty McGorgeous, as I've decided to start calling her). Nothing too serious, just something to add a bit of ego to the id (the 'id' being a cleavage that can tighten nuts faster than an F1 hydraulic drill).
Of course, this idea relies entirely on a certain curvaceous redhead but, to get the ball rolling (so to speak), I wanted to ask how aware you are that all the little glances and lapel-adjustments you do, especially during the 5.30am show, are like tiny daggers of lust through our collective libidos? It must be fun to know that such subtle bits of performance have a 'large' effect on your audience.
(Aroused, Scotland).
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23-05-2009 23:29 |
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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
If you figure that out rickhardo, don't forget to let me know too. (Although I was quite proud of the 'fish' joke in that last post ... 'healthy shake' = masturbation, therefore 'proper dinner' = sex, so you should wash your hands after the 'fish'. Awesome stuff).
Another question for Elle, does the shoulder tattoo signify anything specific or is it just an attractive design, like a type of bespoke gender symbol?
(An ink-trested party).
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24-05-2009 22:36 |
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