Silly same letter insults thread

Just thought I would have a bit of fun and share a list of insults where all the descriptive words start with the same letter. I devised these a while back when I was really bored.
Feel free to add to the list. I have more but wanted to see how these go down first .
And yes I really was very very bored at the time .


Ardently apathetic arsewipes of amazingly apaplectic arrogance
Ballistically blistering bunglers of barnstormingly brutal bodging
Calamitous cavalcade of catastrophic cack
Despicably diabolical devils of desperately dastardly deeds
Egregiously extreme egotists of erratic evil
Fundamentally flawed flounderers of frenetically flummoxed failure
Gruesomely grotesque grandmasters of gargantuan garbage
Horrifically horrendous halfwits of horrid hopelessness
Invidiously inept idiots of incredibly intransigent incompetence
Juvenile jinxing jesters of jaundiced jealousy
Lamentably loathsome lotharios of listless lame lethargy
Monumentally morbid monstrosities of miserable mayhem
Pathetically purile planktons of perplexing pitifulness

snookered, thou art a supercillious, salacious sadsack!

(according to http://www.imnervous.com/alliteration/in...=snookered )

I was thinking I was more of a

Stupendously silly saddo of shockingly shambolic shenanigans

what a wanton waste of whining writing with wankers of willytown........ i tried..lol

Taking it high-brow (bear with it), here's one translation from Wagner's Ring Cycle opera :

Urgh! You hairy,

misshapen old hog!

You randy, wrinkled,

rheumaticky runt!


(Guess he was a bit bored that day, too.)

Wastefully wanton wizards of winceworthy woefulness .

Ridiculously rampant ratbags of repugnant rubbish .

Insidiously ignorant instigators of incredibly incompetent implosion .

Tortuously turgid toerags of terminally troublesome terribleness

Vile vomit-inducing varmints of vexatiously vulgar vanity

Vacuous verrucaed vagabond of vaseline veneered valuelessness

(02-03-2014 13:34 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:   Vile vomit-inducing varmints of vexatiously vulgar vanity

Vacuous verrucaed vagabond of vaseline veneered valuelessness